About Us

About Us

The Site

Started in February of 2013, Enemy Slime strives to provide quality coverage relating to the video game industry. You can learn more about what makes us different from others by reading our code of ethics.

Our Editors

Jared Wolthuis
Jared is a self proclaimed gatherer of people. He began Enemy Slime with a twinkle in his eye and a decades long love affair with video games. In his early years he could be found begging for a ride to a local gas station to pump quarters into Street Fighter II or trying to figure out how on earth to load a hacked copy of Donkey Kong onto a Commodore 64. Now thanks to the internet Jared can lose at Street Fighter in the privacy of his own home. One time a buffalo got very close to a car he was in.

Favorite Games: Resident Evil 4, Street Fighter II, Bushido Blade 2, Dead Space 2, Final Fantasy VI, Sonic The Hedgehog 2, Super Smash Bros. Melee, Uncharted 2

Jay Joseph Jr.
Jay Joseph Jr. secured his bachelors in media theory and his masters in film from an ivy league university, resulting in him begging for free meals in front of rundown middle American diners. He was lucky enough to join Enemy Slime’s staff where they feed him canned chili and styrofoam peanuts.

Favorite Games: Chrono Trigger, Saints Row the Third, Xenogears, Portal 2, Tony Hawk Underground, No More Heroes, Silent Hill 2, Yoshi’s Island, Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, Tales of the Abyss, Walking Dead, World of Warcraft pre-Wrath

Lucio Lorenzino
Born in the distant lands of the South, Lucio has slowly worked his way North in search of richer video-game fields. Along the way, he met the Enemy Slime crew, who help feed his video game habit and let him live in the attic.

Favorite Games: Super Metroid, Megaman 2, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, Street Fighter Alpha 3, Final Fantasy 6, Chrono Trigger, GTA: San Andreas, Planescape: Torment, Fallout 2, Civilization 4, Psychonauts, Super Mario Galaxy, Portal 2, InFamous 2

Michael Mahony
A man of letters, also known as a bum. Michael spent three years teaching English in Japan where he learned to love and hate all things about Japanese games. A casual gamer with a love of sandbox games and gruff heroes who are good with their fists.

Favorite Games: Yakuza 3, Mass Effect, Heavy Rain, Fallout 2, Chrono Trigger, Metal Gear Solid 3