Reviews
Review: FTL: Advanced Edition
Escaping the rebel fleet that is pursing you for your precious cargo, you suddenly jump into a beacon, only to find a well armed rebel cruiser. Soon your oxgen and weapons systems are down, a member of your crew dead, your hull close to...
Review: Goat Simulator
Trying to review Goat Simulator has brought up an interesting question: If a game developer intentionally leaves glitches in a game, do you treat those glitches as you would in a traditional game? On one hand, it is a sort of expression to...
Terrible Tuesday: Magus
We appreciate a quality "bad game" here at Enemy Slime. Some of us more than others, and that's why our dear Jay has volunteered to head up 'Terrible Tuesdays", a special day where he'll highlight some masterpieces that you may have...
Review: Bioshock Infinite: Burial At Sea
Here at Enemy Slime we don't assign number scores to incomplete episodic releases. You may have noticed this while you read Lucio's thoughts on part 1 of Burial At Sea. This review is going to take into account both part one and the...
Review: Diablo III: Reaper of Souls Expansion
The initial release of Diablo III was bumpy. Many felt the game unfinished, and for good reason; had Enemy Slime been around for its release, it would have received a low 3/5. The biggest issues with the core game included a poor...
Review: Metal Gear Solid V Ground Zeroes
So what is Ground Zeroes? A pro... My review ends there. See? I'm just like Kojima Productions. So what is Ground Zeroes? A prologue of sorts. Kind of in the same way Terminator 3 is a prologue to all the Terminator movies, you...
Review: South Park: The Stick of Truth
When South Park debuted on Comedy Central in 1997 with its brazenly foul-mouthed children, violence, sex and general lewdness, it was met with both enormous praise and great condemnation. Creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone pushed...
Review: Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2
Nobody was really asking for a Castlevania reboot when the original Lords of Shadow landed back in 2010. The series has (for the most part) always shined in its handheld iterations with the GBA-DS entries all being excellent games in their...
Review: Jazzpunk
If there's anything to associate with far out mind trips, it's the 60's, espionage movies and cyberpunk. Jazzpunk, written and directed by Luis Hernandez and Jess Brouse, most definitely taps into cold war suspense films such as the...
