Grand Theft Auto made me kill an actual prostitute.
Or "How I Learned To Stop Checking Credentials And Just Post Things"
Detoxing For Bloodborne
Die a lot in Bloodborne? It's probably because of the high levels of toxins in your body. I'm no doctor but...
Nintendo To Shut Down?
A rep from the company said "you're just making that up" but that doesn't mean Nintendo isn't bankrupt...
Sonic Can Be Sexy?
Well I guess nothing is sacred anymore. Here's some disgusting images of my favorite hedgehog...
I Can't Stop Thinking About Killing My Wife
It was clear from the get-go what Shadow of Mordor was trying to tell me. "Your wife has to die by your hands." Now here I am months later curb stomping heads in Hotline Miami 2 and I can't shake the feeling that I should really be curb stomping...
Batman > Bloodborne
Folks are going nuts for Bloodborne, and while I admit it's a pretty good game, it falls far...
I'll Fight You
Are you smaller than me and live in a different country? If so, I will knock you the fuck out...
Trevor Noah On Daily Show
I know we're supposed to be a game site, but look at all the Google traffic we get if we just write a little...
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