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Reviews

Too Cheap to buy GTA?

Maybe you're sweating making rent this month, or maybe you have to choose between your gaming habit and that bottle of gin you need to make the phone calls go away, or maybe sixty dollars is just too much to pay for any game on principle....

Review: Shadow Warrior

Ah the 90's. Girl Power was on the rise, people were nuts about Beanie Babies, the Macarena was popular and our video games came with a dash of casual racism. With the release of the 3DRealms BUILD engine came the march of the clones....

Review: The Wonderful 101

If you're a Wii U owner you've probably heard of The Wondeful 101. This title is a fast paced action game developed by fast paced action game masters: Platinum Games who you may also recall from games like Bayonetta and the recently...

Review: Aarklash: Legacy

Aarklash: Legacy is a game that has high production values but doesn't want to uproot your sensibilities as a gamer. You won't find anything new or exciting in this world, from the mechanics to the all too typical character...

Review: Grand Theft Auto V

If you're an oversensitive type who likes their fun safe and politically correct then you may want to steer clear of Grand Theft Auto V, it's the type of game that glorifies violence, has tons of sexual innuendo (and straight up sex),...

Review: Killer Is Dead

Dressed to kill with a katana and a biomechanical arm, Killer Is Dead is an action-adventure game which puts you into the shiny shoes of Mondo Zappa, a dapper agent who works for Bryan’s Executioner Office, an agency which specializes in...

Review: Rayman Legends

The last time we saw Rayman he was coming down from a particularly tall peak called Rayman: Origins. Origins was very well received and came along with a lot of unique ideas and creative touches to freshen up its platforming genre which...

Review: Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs

Extreme Chair Stacking Adventure is a game that instantly lets you know it's not fucking about. You wake up in a caged bed, fog permeates outside, earthquakes shake and rattle your house all setting you up for what's going to be an intense...

Review: MirrorMoon EP

What is MirrorMoon EP? Good question. It's a game where you diddle with switches on a dashboard, go to planets, walk around them and then leave. This is not a flippant description, it's actually quite accurate, but let's go a bit in-depth...

Review: The Bureau: XCOM Declassified

It would be somewhat unusual if you had never heard of The Bureau, even in passing. The game has existed in at least some manner of corporeal form since 2006. Statistically by now, you should have been at least mildly aware of its...